tim and eric / shitposting
the contents of every helpdesk ticket I receive at work:
@pax someone needs to bring up messages about DRLs at night because far too many fullsize black crossovers forget what full lights are here.
(as an aside DRLs were a fucking mistake)
so... the DOT in my state recently held a contest for new driver safety messages to show on those LED message board things over the roads and...
these results. D A M N. the level of sass; i’m living for it
“Drive like your momma is watchin’.”
PSA for banana.dog users
Mastodon's full text search functionality is not enabled for use on our instance. I can't find my keys and you can't find your toots...seems only fair.
@pax it's like a regular boy, but they have regenerative braking and get you HOV lane access and a 3500 USD rebate with each purchase.
does this mean i finally have an alternative to the tumblr-titanic?
heck yes it does.
Hoi! Purple dog thing. Squeaks are good. 🏳️🌈
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