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Hi I'm Shaun. I am extremely lorge and soft

Give me all your snacks and old computers

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There's a high chance I will probably talk about very esoteric computery things that I work on

Also I may post LORGE fat things at times, since that's a thing that does here

So I was on Discord playing Mario Kart with a friend

And they were trying to figure out "how ace" I am

>OKAY DO YOU STILL GET HORNY?

>...Yeaaah?

>WHAT MAKES YOU HORNY. LIKE. DO YOU JUST SEE A BROWNIE AND GO LIKE OH FUCK

Hot fetish takes 

Tfw flirting with a close friend before they suddenly do a 180 and just yell at me about it

File that under "things that shouldn't tank my mood for probably the rest of the day but do"

I ordered this shit back in like MARCH

It finally arrived

Never give up on your dreams kids

So on a lark I decided to try compiling Telegram for Linux from source

A: I should not have tried that with an atrophied and half-broken build system

B: Holy fucking god why does it take 23 GIGABOIS of memory to build TELEGRAM

Having a parent that can be best described as "cishet old money white guy" is a terrifying window into how they function

Me, having slept until 4:00 in the afternoon because why even bother: yeah I can't come over because I uh, have a headache

Him: I want you to go get an MRI scan, I'm worried you might have a brain tumor

Also I'm catching one and naming him Mr MoneyBongs and nobody can stop me

GameFreak: This is Wooloo

The internet: I WILL DIE FOR THE SOFT GENTLE ORB

Gamefreak: okay how do we one-up Wooloo

GameFreak: This is the new Weezing, he has a top ha-

The internet: IT'S A FUCKING BONG HOLY SHIT

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

Netflix show idea:

A cross between those shows like "MasterChef Kids" or "Dance Moms" where parents force their kids to compete for shit

With something like "American Gladiators"

Basically have kids with those foam Q-tip things smacking the shit out of each other for prizes

TIL Rockstar and Take Two have paid precisely £0 in corporation tax in the UK for the past decade, despite GTA5 earning billions

....and you know the worst bit about that? It's no even their shittiest business practice

i can't believe i applied to work for them at one point

theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/j

I am:

⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Known to the State of California to cause cancer

@intelminer I feel like I'm doing something forbidden by interacting with you

So after 3 months, apparently my ISP has finally decided to blame network flapping for my downtime and packet loss

Don't why the FUCK the didn't have any mitigations for that in place, being a national ISP but hey

ok ok, I shouldn't make fun of FA, we should help them out! Just grab the files from one of the many times the source code was leaked and check to see if you can figure out what's causing this issue

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