Streaming the ending bits of Ori and the Will of the Wisps, a donation stream for Campaign Zero! Come watch! twitch.tv/kayohtie

Instant Messaging PSA 

Food, spicy Chicago giardiniera canning 

Food: Fermentation! 

birdsite, cursed trending hashtags 

Food! Fun breakfast food~ 

Ring Fit scalper price nonsense 

masto admin, spambots, coronavirus 

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Macro March but really wide, accidental house destruction from within, inflation 

masto admin, spambots, coronavirus 

Also it's still Macro March so uh 

Macro, Inflatable 

@ ALDI Me: *wearing this shirt*

Cashier: MFF, celebrating 20 years, what's that?
Me: Oh, a convention
Him: What kind of convention?
Me: uh... sci-fi/fantasy type stuff?
Him: oh cool
Me: *halfway out the door*
Him: .. WAIT I think I know what that is!
Me: *cackling out the door*

Hello I'm a giant dork who spent over an hour making these notifications correctly show. Telegram's markdown parser sucks btw.

Home-Assistant Roku short-term fixy thing 

NSFW, restraints, heavy inflation, squeaky, xmas theme 

Semi-NSFW, inflatable restraints, xmas theme 

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