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Hi there! I'm Ceralor, and also go by Kay when feeling more mammallian than reptilian! I'm a furry systems administrator that pretends to be a balloon dragon or coyote on the Internet, but I like to think I'm metaphorically full of less hot air than I am physically.

I'm a 30yo gay male living in Alabama with a full time admin job. I'm a little shy but love meeting new folks. I run the blimps.xyz instance for friendly big folks. So say hi!

@ ALDI Me: *wearing this shirt*

Cashier: MFF, celebrating 20 years, what's that?
Me: Oh, a convention
Him: What kind of convention?
Me: uh... sci-fi/fantasy type stuff?
Him: oh cool
Me: *halfway out the door*
Him: .. WAIT I think I know what that is!
Me: *cackling out the door*

Post-Dental Surgery Concern, possibly gross 

Inflation Shitpost 

Hi blimps, quick reminder to CW any fetish-focused artwork posted. Anything you post as Public will show up across the fediverse. Just think of how you might tag on FA: If you'd put Mature or Adult, give it a CW, or at least mark the pic as Sensitive. Interested parties will absolutely still click!

Hrrmf, mailgun is gonna start charging per emails for any amount of emails it seems, as long as the total is at least $0.50/mo. Still a contrast to free. Wonder if I should pivot to another SMTP provider for blimps.xyz. I don't know if it'll be an issue, takes 625 total emails to exceed that.

latex and air and coyote derp and giggliness and goofy smiles and hugs and wanting to know the real answer to 'how are you' when asking it

Blimps will go down very briefly, momentarily, to apply updates.

Hello I'm a giant dork who spent over an hour making these notifications correctly show. Telegram's markdown parser sucks btw.

For today the rarest of all pictures: the one that uses Weasyl! Pooltoy me from @/ArtingMartini
weasyl.com/~rawr/submissions/9

This picture paid *so* many dividends. While it was drawn folks in-stream were trying to guess my species, and one person offered 'gay otter'. Every time I remember this I smile.

Plus this picture got a comment from @ceralor that reconnected me with an old friend and that was a happy event.

Home-Assistant stoofs 

Emoji shitpost, πŸ† 

Inflatable kink post 

WE LIVE! Changes back up, my fault for checkout of the wrong branch, urf. Forgot to checkout the changed version and was checking out stock v3.

i’m here to spread positive affirmations and blushy thoughts (with permission, ofc)

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Blimpstodon

A microblogging network devoted to furries who love big things, puffy things, and puffy things getting bigger! Federated, open, welcome! We want to be a safe place to have fun! Be sure to check out the rules for a quick sneak peak into some of our details. This instance uses Mutant Standard emoji, which are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.