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#introductions

Hi there! I'm Ceralor, and also go by Kay when feeling more mammallian than reptilian! I'm a furry systems administrator that pretends to be a balloon dragon or coyote on the Internet, but I like to think I'm metaphorically full of less hot air than I am physically.

I'm a 30yo gay male living in Alabama with a full time admin job. I'm a little shy but love meeting new folks. I run the blimps.xyz instance for friendly big folks. So say hi!

Furries waiting for the next con to start like

Why do I have to go to work instead of being a good pup at home wearing collar and leash? But I guess being a good pup right now means going to work eheh

I'm not sure I've ever dived so hard into a kink before but tbh I already liked it but just didn't really give myself the opportunity to enjoy it??

Me: *trying to follow guided meditation session*
Sir's voice in my head: to obey is to improve, pup
Sir's voice in my head: to obey is to improve, pup
Sir's voice in my head: to obey is to improve, pup
Me: to obey is to improve...wait I..I need to focus on the breath...
Sir's voice in my head: to obey is to improve, pup
Me: to obey is to improve...to obey is to improve...

Good fucking LORD I have strong feelings now for wanting to be put under fhgsgshdjhggsjdllfgaggs

Getting huffy for the puffy

Why do I feel like URAC accreditation is a tremendous circlejerk and wank fest for higherups? The training amounts to like:

Training: URAC accreditation requires meeting URAC standards
Me: OK what are the standards
T: The standards URAC puts out
Me: And what are the specifics??
T: Yes
Me: 💥

LB in reference to blimps getting spam account-applications for DriveSavers and others for Cialis

I might be getting into making a few custom accessories like bandanas or bracelets or such simpler clothing-style accessories from vinyl or latex!

I've been liking wearing a bandana along with my collar, and my sona has one in some art. But he's shiny and the bandana isn't, so I figured it'd be cute and fun to reverse that. ^^

Me: mm taco
15 min later
Me: why hungry

Why does PHP strtotime() understand 08/26/2019 but not 08-26-2019 but does understand 2019-08-26?

I get that DateTime objects are preferred greatly as PHP moves better into being an OOPL but good lord

We got his phone line moved off my account last night. On hold for nearly 2 hours for Activations before their twitter team took over in fucking twitter DMs. it's so absurd to have to tweet bitching at a company in order to get reasonable service stuff sometimes =< Or having to know someone to get you in touch with someone who can take care of a mistake in reasonable time.

Dhfjkahagdgfkjdgaga even my meditation app wants me bappypaws today

I got a new tag from my sir for my collar ^///^