Apple: here's a free year of apple TV!

Me: oh cool what can I watch?

Apple: huh? watch? pfft. no. you need to -buy- shows to watch.

Me: so what's the monthly fee for

Apple: 🙂

Me: ah. 🙃

DinoByte pumped

this doesn't taste like coke at all

i feel lied to.

spiders, accidental pet 

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youve heard of wifi extenders but when the fuck are we getting wifi
:t_wide: :h_wide: :i_wide: :c_wide: :k_wide: :e_wide: :n_wide: :e_wide: :r_wide: :s_wide: ?

DinoByte pumped

Well got all the shit I wanna get done this week written down. :')
Also wasted like 10 minutes drawing a fat Byte on the whiteboard.

invisible disability, mh (-), next day feelings. 

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It'll never happen because ace representation in anything is fucking nil but w/e a dinosaur can dream.

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And then whenever the dev is asked about her/them, they just ignore it or change the subject.

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I need a jrpg/dating sim game that has female-identifying character that is the extreme form of stereotypically beautiful. Big tits, blonde hair, whatever else straight white dudes go for -- the works.

Then lead the straight dude gamers on for a while and then reveal that she's asexual.

Not lesbian, because there's too many straight dudes who would get off on that. Just ace. Completely disinterested in sex and is the only character that won't date yours.

besides, i can do the more serious stuff i need to do via ssh or remote desktop

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