I wish there was an easy way for people to know if I'm in the mood for physical contact.

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I mean, it's not that I don't like physical contact. Because I do? I just. I don't. I dunno how to explain it. I want that contact to be just, like, friend contact that doesn't overstep boundaries. It's allowed to escalate but don't like, go diving into the deep end immediately. 8T...

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It's not that I don't like you, I just don't like that sort of contact. Even if it's just silly roleplay stuff. (Fiance excluded of course, I smooch him all the time.)

Even hugs kinda bother me. Just stop touching me pls.

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i don't want to smooch and i wish people would stop starting conversations with me by saying something along the lines of "hey let's smooch"

ayyy openwrt works on my router now. nice.

it was literally the patrick wallet scene from spongebob.

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reminded of the conversation i had with a guy who was obsessed with the army and he was convinced klicks were different from kilometres and i wanted to slam my face into a wall by the end of it.

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me: are the bricks in short supply or bought?

them: no, they're just only selling them to those with close ties to the royal family

me: that's dumb

them: you wouldn't understand.

me: that you jack off to the picture of the queen just because her family used to be rich? lmao.

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"we can't repair our house with the same bricks because the bricks we used to build the house are reserved for repairing royal residences in the UK" is one of the dumbest sentences i've had to read and i hate capitalism

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You enter the shop

"One large, please," you say

"Sure," the cashier replies. "What kind?"

"Pepperoni"

The cashier shouts "one large pepperoni!"

The barista pumps a shot of pepperoni-flavored syrup

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a shitpost, animal abuse but not really??? 

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accidentally got raw chicken in my mouth

hope that swing of vodka kills whatever's in there. didn't intend on drinking so early on canada day but here we are.

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this router is like 6 years old and isn't compatible with an open source firmware so i think it'll be time for a new one when we can afford it :')

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it hits 256, and then upon trying to go to 257 the internet dies and i have to sign into the router where it says the network cable is unplugged until i load the list where it suddenly realizes there aren't that many devices connected, it drops down to like, 6-7 and then the internet comes back.

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its super cool that my router will keep a track of every client connected, except it forgets to remove clients from the list and it just keeps adding devices that reconnect until it hits 256 where it proceeds to fucking crash the router.

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