Knowing how to spell "restaurant" because it has "taur" in it.

Guess who found a new fixed an ancient serial trackball mouse.

It actually works and I am so happy.

Cider is in the process of pasteurization so I don't accidentally kill myself or anyone else.

hello today i ate an entire package of jaffa cakes

"What we left behind" was less about how DS9 was made behind the scenes/the actors and more about a guy with a blue goatee and his buddies.

I didn't hate it but it definately felt more about the directors than anyone else.

Solid Snake, at home, reading an early 90s Garfield compilation:

hrrrrgghhrrrghnrrnn, NERMAL

At the movies to watch the ds9 thing.

If it weren't for coupons my soda would've cost five bucks. Gheez.

we bought a soda stream and i've been carbonating stupid shit all night

I am so excited to use the barm from my cider to bake bread.

Debating whether I want to use the yeast in my cider to carbonate itself or if I want to pasteurize the cider and splurge on a sodastream.

me: accidentally types a website wrong into the search bar

google chrome, for the rest of my life: you want to go to netfliz? you like netfliz you dipshit? you really sure you don't want to go to netfliz.com today?

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It's beautiful outside today. ;A;

Warm and nice.

Me: checking to see if i have enough money to buy basic necessities

Bank app: Hey how about you buy a house? By the way, why not take out a huge loan? Our interest rates will be just high enough for you to be unable to pay so sign up today!

i just want to buy some milk ffs

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