I meant to type bunch instead of binch but I decided not to change it

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The screen on my phone is starting to get hecked. I get a binch of horizontal bars if I put pressure on the bottom of the screen (where the cable connects)

I don't really /need/ to get a new phone yet, so I think I'm just gonna keep repairing this one until it finally stops powering on

I've been on the clock for two hours now and I haven't had a single delivery yet

@dzuk I've heard they did it to try and patch out some cfw exploits

... the emergency-repair applique for your inflatable relatives, or 'pump kin patch' ...

Bloated Blimpy Wuffle 

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