Me: ooh almond m&ms

me: man, why do these taste so stale

*checks expiration*

me: oh

intrusive thought 

One Step From Eden ramblings 

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One Step From Eden ramblings 

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One Step From Eden ramblings 

Horny puff 

Only appearing during furry convention season, this Crazy Cabbie is a fursuit possessed by the spirit of a former stunt racer who's love of all things quirky has led them to an eternity of sharing thrills with all (un)lucky enough to find themselves in their backseat.

Gary Larson is the Boomer equivalent of anime

@dzuk I'm super tired rn and misread your name as self-inflating orc

I have the next three days off and I'm sleeb

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