Inflation shitpost 

I think I'm finally done with this silly thing! I might tweak a couple of things slightly before I officially toss it in my reference folder, but it is otherwise complete ✌️

mh- 

Cop: I pulled you over for going 68 in a 55.

Me: Damn, 68? Officer, can you make that number just a little higher so I can hear the judge read it out loud?

Cop: Sure, whatever.

*Later in traffic court...*

Judge: How the fuck were you going 420 in a 55?

@RobinHood who exactly is this pellets guy I keep hearing about?

TIL my county's old logo is really fucking cool

I have no idea why they ever changed it

Lewd Gidhauser art 

In a weird mood ATM where I'm sick and don't quite have the energy to be productive, but also I'm in the mood to get shit DONE

Horny 

Horny 

Lewd shitpost 

Lewd shitpost 

I was watching Macaw45 stream the Russian cinematic platformer "Bermuda Syndrome," and then this amazing moment happened:

hey someone put all the hyena scenes in birds of prey into a supercut for me

Horny 

My camera doesn't quite do it justice; it looks really sharp and clean in person!

I'm a super good mood today because:

1: I accidentally made the perfect coffee this morning
2: i successfully installed a backlight/bivert mod on my Gameboy last night
And 3: I mayyyyy have commissioned some Gidhauser art

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