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*looks at heterosexual couple*
Which one of you is the roaring synth part of the PS1 intro and which is the twinkly bit with detuned synth undertones

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Today reminds me of an old joke:

The Space Race, a competition between the Soviets and the United States to see whose German scientists were better

2021: Where billionaires innovate by reproducing the same old shit that countries figured out how to do in the 50's

just remembered they turned all the dragons into DILFs in the Spyro Reignited trilogy for no reason

EU withheld a study that shows piracy doesn't hurt sales

engadget.com/2017-09-22-eu-sup

In 2013, the European Commission ordered a €360,000 ($430,000) study on how piracy affects sales of music, books, movies and games in the EU. However, it never ended up showing it to the public except for one cherry-picked section. That's possibly because the study concluded that there was no evidence that piracy affects copyrighted sales, and in the case of video games, might actually help them.

The study: cdn.netzpolitik.org/wp-upload/

Inflation horny 

Licensed character thirsting 

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hey is there anybody on the fediverse who lived in germany between like 1982-1984 and listened to NDR

or anyone who was active in the music scene there around that time

or even any radio DJ's from that era

because the world could use your help solving the mystery of the most mysterious song on the internet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most

youtube.com/watch?v=zPGf4liO-K

basically, all you need to do is read the wikipedia article and listen to the song and hopefully you'll recognize it and remember who it is

boosts appreciated, you never know, fedi might be the place to crack this case!!! :boost_ok:

It's almost 1am and I'm absolutely losing my shit at this message I left

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