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Do ya like the looks of my dragon? Thinking about being an interdimensional space dragon? Wanna have a fabulous mane of sceathers? Look no further than the Aerusan and Kurzen!

Official group page is at furaffinity.net/user/aerusandr - and if you wanna make one of your own, go ahead! Both Aerusan and Kurzen are open species.

@Patashu@mastodon.social

@CurusKeel on a peary mecha dragon kaiju rampage through a cardboard city, with Patashu in tow, by @SixSydes@twitter.com ! Thank you!

Demonstrating bubble mastery and a perfect form-fitting latex suit! All perfect for a powerful squeaker in their own right~

Art by @FelisRandomis@twitter.com!

Wow haven't touched this in a while and it shows

how to warm up a friend

step 1: give them a hug
step 2: start running protein folding simulations with your general purpose compute processors
step 3: start running snuggle simulations with your privileged neural processors (the ones that run you)

macro sfw 

absol: majestic loner beast who only arrives to warn people and save others from horrible environmental disasters

PMD absol: gay chuuni disaster who wont stop saying ominous shit about your date on friday

it's weird that the imperials keep fighting me even though i'm basically a horrible godslaying cryptid and they've seen me repeatedly dismantle towering war machines with my bare hands

if you went to war and there was just some fucker in the desert who kept running up to your tanks and punching them so hard they explode, i feel like maybe you wouldn't wanna fight that guy

unrealistic but cute idea: exchanging plushes of your fursonae with your friends

gender is just a theory man, you can't prove that shit, now put on the maid costume

Thanks to @Patashu for being invaluable with reviewing these charts!

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I'd recommend giving the "turna" (∀), Chewingood!!, Ah Hah Yeah, and DROP OUT Nonstop Megamix a shot - I've had the most fun with these!

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Do ya play DDR and/or Stepmania? I've made various stepcharts for it that should be fun & challenging to play! gitlab.com/CurusKeel/stepmania

(All charts rated on X-scale)

pooltoy fursona but their job is something flying-related so they got like a plastic armor shell suit they put on and it's got a hud and little air jets on it and they just fuckin replace all their air with helium so they're floaty and that's how they get around

they have to register with air traffic control as a weather balloon

is this anything

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(To the tune of PPAP)

I have a coffee
I have a tea
Unh
Coffee-tea!

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