Curus Keel @CurusKeel@blimps.xyz

@Patashu@mastodon.social

@CurusKeel on a peary mecha dragon kaiju rampage through a cardboard city, with Patashu in tow, by @SixSydes@twitter.com ! Thank you!

how to warm up a friend

step 1: give them a hug
step 2: start running protein folding simulations with your general purpose compute processors
step 3: start running snuggle simulations with your privileged neural processors (the ones that run you)

bubble dino 🔵 🦖 🟢

for @flussence

idk i just thought a really huge niss would be cute

absol: majestic loner beast who only arrives to warn people and save others from horrible environmental disasters

PMD absol: gay chuuni disaster who wont stop saying ominous shit about your date on friday

it's weird that the imperials keep fighting me even though i'm basically a horrible godslaying cryptid and they've seen me repeatedly dismantle towering war machines with my bare hands

if you went to war and there was just some fucker in the desert who kept running up to your tanks and punching them so hard they explode, i feel like maybe you wouldn't wanna fight that guy

unrealistic but cute idea: exchanging plushes of your fursonae with your friends

gender is just a theory man, you can't prove that shit, now put on the maid costume

yeah, i'm into DDR:

Dragon
Dragon!
Rawr!!

autism, ableism/disability discussion

blaseball

pooltoy fursona but their job is something flying-related so they got like a plastic armor shell suit they put on and it's got a hud and little air jets on it and they just fuckin replace all their air with helium so they're floaty and that's how they get around

they have to register with air traffic control as a weather balloon

is this anything

I took a shot at fixing it too.

Patashu and
@CurusKeel / @CurusKeel become a pair of inflatable Battledrake mechs! https://furaffinity.net/view/24514877/ https://furaffinity.net/view/24702748/

(To the tune of PPAP)

I have a coffee
I have a tea
Unh
Coffee-tea!