Toon workplace-safety inspector turning in a devastation report that the factory has every appropriate mechanical, electronic, and procedural safeguard in place and in good functioning order.

@Austin_Dern no claw machines transporting anvils overhead with a notoriously weak grip? shame shame

@mycroft Exactly! There's, like, no way to get yourself injured here without some incredibly long string of freak events!

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