So I learn that Sylvan Beach Amusement Park won't be able to operate its lone roller coaster this year because some ospreys built their nest on it. Bit of a shame but congratulations to them on getting a new name for their roller coaster and a new mascot for the 150-year-old park!

That time I told my Dad the worst part of his eye exam would be going the 12 hours before it not looking at anything, and he liked the quip, and used it on his friends, who wondered how he was driving to the eye doctor's without opening his eyes.

Seeing someone I thought I knew griping that a web site wasn't sending them the push notifications they signed up for and I don't even know what's real anymore.

covid-19, physical health + 

(Hanging out in your window, refracting your light.)

Silver Age comic book nonsense 

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Silver Age comic book nonsense 

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Silver Age comic book nonsense 

Animal Crossing, earworm 

Liking a toot before posting a joking response so that there's absolutely no way they could misunderstand you to be mocking the first toot, and then losing your nerve and not responding anyway.

physical health, mostly +, one - 

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physical health, mostly +, one - 

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(Chirps in successfully had my first physical in honestly too many years.)

pinball news, new Stern table release 

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pet goldfish health --- 

pinball news, new Stern table release 

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