OK, I was joking but it turns out I was right, which is creepy.
So in the supermarket a clerk coming around the corner said, "Good evening, ma'am". RL me is a 6-foot-4-inch guy with a beard and a face expression like he's worried about the water bill.
So either the clerk was just distracted or I've spent enough time on Mastodon to start transcending gender representation altogether.
Fun fact: this *is* how studying works for you goo and slime friends.
Alternative caption: grad school, after you were a gifted-and-talented student in elementary school, middle school, high school, and could still get by just by attending class and doing homework in college.
The week after you have a toot get 100+ boosts.
When your gaming group lets the new guy play a dragon.
half-formed vore joke I should probably delete Show more
... The Great Mouth Detective, starring the famous Basil in Baker's Teeth ...
(Picks up @Eon by the handle and turns it around, putting toy on the other side of the room. Not to change what it's looking at or anything, just to give it the thrill of being lugged around like a helpless inventory item.)
Furry fandom's original coati, but a clay-elemental. He/him.
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